There I was in the grocery store in the produce
section where I always start and there looking at the
tomatoes (hic). Oh what luck just starting shopping
and a case of the hiccups to entertain me. I'm hoping
this person has a very very long list.
I walk over to the tomatoes (hic)and smile and say
nice tomatoes (clever I know)but, I get the response
"Yes,(hulk)they do look nice." no mention nothing
about the hiccups. Okay this is great! I continue to
look and feel the tomatoes and keep an eye on my
target who has just headed off to the coffee (hulk).
My brains are getting scrambled and I'm not sure what
I came in here for.
I think okay I'll go down the next isle and meet the
target coming the other way and get a good visual.
There coming toward me hiccuping and not caring the
throat sinking in the body jolting (hic) (hulk) (huc)
ohhhhhhhh. I smile "cra(a)zy hiccups can't get rid of
them (huc)." and walks off.
I hurry for the next isle hoping that this will be the
next, and yes it is. (hic) (huc) what a fantastic
sound. I decide to turn the cart around pretending I
forget something and follow instead. Now I get to see
the back (hulk) and the head jerk. Oh yeah I do have a
list of things I am suppose to get.
I follow as close as I can watching and pretending to
shop looking at my list (hic) I can't concentrate.
(huc) (huc) shoulders jolt a silent one this is a
great sighting an so long.
Nuts skipping the next isle. okay so I walk really
fast to get to the other isle going the other
direction. Yes, there (hic) good an empty isle and a
long look (huc)(huc). The throat still making those
wonderful indents the head jolting back.
Oh the next isle is the last okay so I decide to get
behind in line after listening to some more hiccups
and watching more body movement. I just have to be
closer and view just a little longer. Now in line
(hic) taking things out of the cart (hulk)(huc) I step
in front of my cart to get closer to this wonderful
treat. (hic) (hic) now the cashier talks and "(hic) no
that's fine (hic)plastic."
Well I don't know about the rest of you but I was
having a very difficult time taking my things out of
the cart and saying something was next to impossible.
Smiling was all I could do "(hic) maybe we'll see
(hic) each other in (hic)here again sometime." that
would be nice trying to keep any composure I have
left.
That was the sighting and no I didn't get half the
things I needed there but then I got all I needed.